"You deserve a MicroTan today"

Get a rich dark tan in only 3 minutes. Safe and effective. Satisfaction guaranteed.

It's revolutionary! It's affordable! No more wasted hours lying in the sun or on conventional tanning beds. You won't believe the results. Your friends won't believe it when you tell them you got such a beautiful tan in only 3 minutes.

How does Swedish MicroTan work?

Prior to tanning, patented FluoroTan tanning lotion is applied to all exposed skin areas. FluoroTan is absorbed into the skin and when exposed to microwave radiation, safely absorbs the microwaves and emits ultraviolet tanning rays. You tan from the inside out.

Is it safe?

Absolutely. The Swedish MicroTan system is guaranteed 100 percent safe or your money back. Swedish MicroTan combines proven technology used in microwave ovens and fluorescent light bulbs.

Is the Swedish MicroTan system expensive to use?

You'll get a luxurious tan for just pennies worth of electricity, a fraction of the cost of old-fashioned tanning beds.

What about the risk of cancer?

Prolonged exposure to the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays can lead to increased risk of skin cancer. With the Swedish MicroTan system, you no longer have to spend hours in the sun to get a tan. The Swedish MicroTan system actually reduces your risk of skin cancer.

Can I use the Swedish MicroTan tanning system if I have a pacemaker?

Yes. Modern pacemaker designs are not affected by the microwaves produced by Swedish MicroTan tanning beds. Swedish MicroTan will replace any pacemaker damaged by a Swedish MicroTan tanning bed. (Swedish MicroTan reserves the right to substitute an item of equal or greater value.)

What is FluoroTan tanning lotion?

FluoroTan tanning lotion is the key to Swedish MicroTan's remarkable quick tanning formula. FluoroTan contains a non-toxic fluorescent dye in a DMSO base which promotes quick skin penetration. FluoroTan absorbs the long wavelength microwaves and gently re-emits the absorbed energy as ultraviolet tanning rays.

Why must I sign a waiver prior to purchasing the Swedish MicroTan tanning system?

This is the secret of our low prices. The waiver exempts Swedish MicroTan from product liability lawsuits, expensive legal and insurance costs that would otherwise have to be passed on to you, the consumer.

Disclaimer:  Individuals who are deceased, likely to become deceased, taking MOA inhibitors, suffering from conditions related to vampireism, or who may otherwise experience adverse reactions to warm temperatures and/or intense ultraviolet or microwave radiation should not use the Swedish MicroTan Tanning System, except under the supervision of a physician or other trusted authority figure.

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